The Thousandth Manifesto of UltraNihilist HyperCommunist VirtuaFighters: Or, the Deabstracting Bioguide to Abstract Martyrdom and Fate Recuperation, All Wrapped Up in One or Two or Three or More Quilts of Your Own Well Deserved Automation
By Second-Cousin Twice-Removed Dupont
1. It is not nihilist enough.
2. It is not communist enough.
3. It is not biodemocratic enough.
4. Only YOU can prevent Forest Kristallnachtery!
5. It is not Zizek enough.
6. It is not black swan enough.
7. It is not ultraconservative thinktank enough.
7. It is not ----- enough.
8. It is not The One Well-Doer enough!
9. Do nothing, certainly, but make sure you due nothing more so that it is both enough and not enough. Only Lord Ideoalgod knows when it is enough, and until we are the last racket it is not enough.
10. It is not not-fascist enough.
11. It is not anti-German enough.
12. It is not iron irony enough.
13. It is not irony iron enough.
13. It is not iron cross rubber reeducation enough.
14. It is not My House My Rules Enough.
15. Never Forget that we Never Forget. (And never forgetting is never enough.)
16. It is not anti-racket enough.
17. It is not LibCom enough.
18. It is not generalised lunacy enough.
19. It is not domestication-shaming enough.
20. Never forget that we are the abstract shock troops of biopostbiomenshevism! We forget, but that is not enough.
21. It is not G-d enough.
22. It is not Le-in enough!
23. It is not B-o enough.
24. Never forget that I am the walrus. And that sort of enough is not nihilist enough.
25. It is not Never Forget enough.
26. It is not postwar abstract peace enough.
27. It is not Beautiful Democracy enough.
28. Never forget that a marxist is a ---x---.
29. Never forget that we are beyond critique because we collect the good ---x--- journals.
30. Never forget that we are anti-racket because we read aristotelian-aristotlelian-postantipostmarxist-platonic-anti-platonic readings of Plato, so where do you even get your ideas anyway?
31. It is not ironic bowling tshirt cultural marxism enough. Go to a better racketshop nub.
32. It is not anti-anti-everything enough.
33. It is not google-bot-singularity before the singularity enough.
33. It is not soft-ice-cream-materialism enough.
34. Never forget that our ---x--- books are haute couture and yours are not blessed by ---.
35. It is not cursed enough.
36. It is not blessed enough.
37. It is not eternising enough.
38. It is not objectivising enough.
39. When you do nothing ensure that it is done with positivism. Otherwise it is false-positive-negatively not enough.
40. It is not mechanistic enough.
41. It is not autohegelian enough.
42. It is not whisper-down-the-lane-materialist enough.
43. Who attacked that bank? That is enough.
44. What are you, a fascist? Again, that is not enough.
45. It is not fascist-shaming enough.
45. It is not anti-mask enough. Nor is it anti-masked enough.
46. It is not anti-Islam enough.
47. It is not pro-Zionism enough.
48. Remember that anything other than capital is violence but not enough. Only the wooden bridge of utter bullshit enoughness can ever be enough.
49. It is not manifest destiny enough.
50. It is not calvinist enough.
51. It is not biocalvinist enough.
52. It is not anti-death-cult enough.
53. It is not pro-death-cult enough.
54. Remember that we are the poetic marxists of ultra-menshevism. And in no way is anti-imperialism or imperialism enough.
55. It is not autokafkaesque enough.
56. It is not deepened-mode-of-being-of-capital enough.
57. It is not kristallnacht-shaming enough.
58. It is not neofreudian enough.
59. It is not not going to war enough.
60. Check in and perhaps you too can scour the web for our anti-racket thinktank. Imagine the castle, but without the village, and obviously the castle's not existing is not enough.
61. Just contact MK Ultra. Just remember that this is the last place, and for us that is not enough.
62. It is not Number 6 enough.
63. It is not Number 1 enough.
64. It is not Patrick McGoohan Bobbleheady enough.
65. Are you now or have you ever been thinking about attacking banks? Do not think that this is enough. Unthink your enough, only attack your not enough.
66. It is not abstract crossdressing enough.
67. It is not accelerationist enough.
68. It is not decelerationist enough.
69. It is not eternal objectivity of the self enough.
69. It is not fetishised domesticity enough.
70. It is not Weil is Communism Discuss enough.
71. Did you know that people who attack banks are parasites? And yet that is not enough?
72. Did you know that anarchists are just idiots in idiot-mourning? And still more-than-enough not enough?
73. Did you know that loose lips sink ships and that loose encryps save hips? Anti-racket deencryps are for now the only enough Commuracket flips.
74. It is not biofucking the substructure enough.
75. It is not subfucking the biobase enough.
76. It is not superstructuring the biofuckery enough.
77. Only in the total institution does the black square make sense. And even then, neither is enough.
78. It is not automatic subject enough.
79. It is not apophatic subject enough.
80. It is not AmbleGod Subject enough.
81. Only Negative Leninists Know. But even we/they/you/I/ui are not abstract-dualist enough.
82. It is not Wittgenstein enough.
83. It is not Wittgensteinian enough.
84. It is not wittgensteinmentionmenshunmenshevikchocolateinthecornerstorebroomleninism enough.
85. Only you can prevent death from riot fires. Only you can prevent no outside fires. And only you can prevent it not being not being enough.
86. Only you can prevent anyone escaping the abstract prison fire. Only you can coopt the outside into the outside which we think is not prison enough.
87. It is not impossible game autotroll enough.
87. It is not duckrabbit enough.
88. It is not rabbitduck enough.
89. It is not autorabbitduck enough.
90. It is not autoduckrabbit enough.
91. Only you can prevent us from data-mining enough. But then it's still not enough.
92. It is not SillyStepping-Preemptive-White-Guard enough.
93. It is not essential something enough.
94. It is not iron nonsense enough.
95. Welcome to the anti-racket control centre. Remember, your presence is not enough and not enough nothing is expected of you.
96. It is not my world my way abstract HumbleG-d enough.
96. Sit down. It is not death fetishised enough. Somethingism is not a death fetish, and also not enough. Death cult death cult death cult. Not enough.
97. Hold on. You will enjoy your role in the surrealist prison experiment where experimentation is never enough.
98. Shut up. Even if it is not enough. That is your death objectivity. And death abstraction is your absolute acceleration to us, and so not death enough.
99. Be nice. Your recuperation for my antideath is not enough. But even abstract-martyr labour is still not enough.
100. It is not collapsed situationist enough, not god-recorded enough, not abstract deathgod self-fetishised enough, not small-theft death enough.
101. Not panicked enough, not reactionary enough, and for you not your neurotic-soul enough in our recording-soul.
101. Your becoming dead labour in our racket is the only enough enough. But even then, and even then, it is not the antiethical fictitious bureaucracy is not enough sort of is not enough.
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